Παράλογες Συνομιλίες #4

NRV --> DS:

thelw na s pw lati kai na to valeis kala sto mualo s!
den eimai zhliara apenadi s!den hmuna pote!
kai oles afta ta paradeigmata p exeis sto mualo s einai apla prospatheies dikes m na se kane na niwseis ws kanoniko mellos ths oikogeneias m...alla twra eisai arketa megalh kai prepei na katalaveis thn alhtheis!prwton eisai uiothethmenh...defteron you are inferior to me!!!!got it?

DS: akoma k to oti prospa8eis na peiseis ton eafto sou oti den anikw se afth thn oikogeneia ena pragma deixnei ---> ZHLEIAAAAA

huhuhu :p

NRV:  oxi de katalaves...emena proswpika adiaforh mafhnei to ti kaneis...apla pistevw oti prepei pia na ksereis thn alhtheia kai na mhn trefeis aftapates oti ta paidia m tha se fwnazun theia h oti tha se kalesw sto gamo m....

DS:  ta paidia sou de 8a me fwnazoun apla 8eia. 8a eimai h COOL 8eia ;) enw esy 8a eisai i katapiestikh mama! har har!

NRV: a ba?twra tha m peis kai pws tha megalwsw ta paidia m????vlepeis oti exeis polu aera?kai oti kala kanw kai prospathw na s deiskw th thesh s?epivevaiwse me gia akomh mia fora!tapeinh staxtopouta!

DS: pfff kane oti nomizeis. otan 8a erxontai se mena gia mia zesth agkalia omws... mhn arxiseis tis zileies sou pali!!!

NRV: xaxaxaxaxa...(kala ennoeitai pws an ta paidia m se subathun perissotero tha arxisw ta adikatathliptika!!)

DS: awww! I will always love you!

GR: ‎(violi)

NRV:  i will always love you...se fash akomh kai an gineis maniokatathliptikh?wowo parhgorhtiko!

GR: ‎(violi) again

NRV:  xaxaaxa...se afto to shmeio tha hthela na efxaristhsw th GR gia thn atmosfaira p dhmiourgei....!        

DS: ‎8a eimai panta ekei gia sena mikro mou pony. mazi 8a to perasoume k afto... k ola afta ta glukanalata pou lene stis ellhnikes seires!

Nai georgina s efxaristoume gia thn atmosfaira! :D

GR: and then... tears!

ahahahhahahahah

NRV: nai eimai sigourh oti stis seires apokaloune o enas ton allo pony!

xaxaaxa...and...scene!

GR: ahahhahahahahaha

DS: Ok xwris to pony tote! And... cut! It is perfect my dear!     

Παράλογες συνομιλίες 3

DS: ti leei mikrom pony?
pou isoun?
pou gurnouses?
me poious aliteves?
eeeee?????
kopsate vasilopita sth ***?
NRV: nai
o *** to phre
h defterh vasilopita p to pairnei o diplanos m
DS: dah
NRV: ti paei na pei afto gia mena se rwtw?
tha einai mia kalh xronia eee oxi lathos ston dipla milaga?



PH: Htan pou les, 8umamai, tote, kalokairi.... htan mia zesth hliolousth mera
kai erxetai o Chris....
kai petaei adiafora.... Wanna go for a swim?
tou lew.... Den mas xezeis re ntalara????
kai meta o Bezoubios e3erragei....
ki ena tsounami epni3e thn Sexrazat....
giati h Fatme eixe paei sto xwrio
DS: na mazepsei xorta?
PH: oxi... maitaria
amanites
DS: malakia
den einai h epoxh tous
PH: oxi malakia.... poustia paixthke....
giati ekei pou h agaph ths eklaige sto mnhma, petaxthke apo mia gwnia o Kampamarou....
Kai afou eipe Sto diabolo Xagiate....
Gurise o Godzilla kai mazi me ton tarzan kounhsan thn mpanania
kai h erhmos egine 8alassa
DS: ti les twra
PH: kai meta o mwhshs xwrise thn 8alassa
kai perasan apenanti ta alien
omws o Cris den kwlose kai telika bouth3e
kai eipa na paw mazi tou
kai ekei pou kanw boutia
akoumpaw to pagobouno
DS: k vu8izesai!
PH: kai auto kanei pio 'kei
DS: siga pou 8a vu8izosoun
PH: oxi, o titanikos, den eixe bgalei flas kai den ton eide to pagobouno
opote, twra to exoun paei dikastikws
kai nomizw oti 8a kerdisei o tauromaxos
giati exei xarti
DS: kitrinaki???
PH: kai tuligei thn petra tou spider-man
mhn protrexeis paidi mou
mple



NRV: fusame shmera
DS: fou fou fou
anatolikoi anemoi



MM: htan o batman, o superman kai h barwoman
NRV: omg!
MM: htan duo arnia.to ena htan to arnaki aspro kai paxu kai to allo den htane.
NRV: M!filter your thoughts, please!you are hurting my brain....



NRV: ok eimai apla allh mia gomena p klaiei otan vlepei to notebook...
klaps....
MM: pwpw sa gomena kaneis pragmatika!ahahahahah
NRV: perimene perimene....
(s deixnw tarxidia m)xaxaxax

Παράλογες συνομιλίες 2

Παραλογισμού συνέχεια λοιπόν! Απολαύστε...


AV: stous duo samourai ....o tritos pote 8a piasei to mali epitelous?
DS: ‎3 poulakia ka8ontan... kai diavazan manga!



NRV: o xeimwnas eftase kai sta xania!h peripterou mou eipe oti tha xionisei!
LT: ahahaha k emena enas meteorologos mou eipe oti 8a akribinoun ta tsigara... :P



NRV: kala eimai mwre
edw volodernw mesa se na adeio spiti
sa th mavrh katara
trwgodas makaronia
kapnizodas tsigara
psaxnodas gia kathares kaltses
arnoumenh peismatika na valw pludhrio

[...]

NRV: pff axrhsth eisai
enas homo erectus kai misos
DS: hahahaaaaa
NRV: homo erectus
to piases?
xxoxoxox
DS: hihihihiii
nie nie
you may call me joey

[...]

Το highlight της συζήτησης:

NRV: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
DS: fwnakse loipon
vgalto apo mesa sou!
mhn katapiezesai
NRV: xaxax
DS: egw eimai edw
8a sou kanw egw psixologikh upostiri3i
pes mou loipon
milise mou gia ta paidika sou xronia
NRV: loipon sta paidika mou xronia eixa ena skato gia aderfh anomalo anthrwpo pou diavaze sunexeia kai me agnoouse
apo toude kai sto ekshs egw apozhtousa sunexws
thn apodoxh tou kosmou
mias kai den thn evriska mesa sthn oikogeneiakh mou estia
to parapanw odhghse sto na ginw enas provlhmatikos anthrwpos pou de borei na stathei sta podia tou giati psaxnei diakaws thn apodoxh
katapiezodas polles fores thn idia tou thn idiosugrasia
prokeimenou na tairiaksei sta metria protupa mias parakmazouzas koinwnias

Παράλογες συνομιλίες

Λοιπόν αυτό που ευχαριστιέμαι πιο πολύ με το Facebook είναι οι σουρεαλιστικές συνομιλίες που κάνω ή βλέπω κατά καιρούς. Θα αρχίσω να ποστάρω τις καλύτερες, έτσι για να κάνω κι άλλο κόσμο ρεζίλι!


NRV --> DS: Ta @@ mou kounioudai
DS: Με τι φορά;;;
NRV: koitakse na deis!
eksartatai apo ta revmata tou aera!



DS --> NRV: Pou eisai re diaole???
NRV: Sorry eixa vgalei volta to skulo mou!
(να σημειωθεί ότι το συγκεκριμένο άτομο ΔΕΝ έχει σκύλο)



DS --> NRV: POU EISAI??????????
mou leipeiiiiiis!!!!!
NRV: exw parei th varka m kai exw vgei stanoixta!
twra vrhka shmata gia to i-boat m!
efxhsun na xw kalh psaria na trwme to xeimwna!
DS: kai to skulo ti ton ekanes????????



AV: erwthsh ths hmeras:''exete sxesh xronwn?''xaxaxaxaxaxaxa!!!!!!!!!!
DS: exoume ena fournaki mikrokumatwn pou de stelnei sms, sas kanei?



AV: ΚΑΛΟ ΤΟ ΠΑΡΑΜΥΘΙ ΣΟΥ...ΑΛΛΑ ΔΕΝ ΕΧΕΙ ΔΡΑΚΟ
CDS: pies mia sprite
DS: giati ama pieis sprite futrwnoun drakoi???
AV: Pies kana ouzo..palioretali!xexe! Sugrou-fulhs 8a faw vrisidi!!xexexe
DS: emena 8a mou apantisei kaneis??? oi drakoi telika vgainoun apo tis sprite??? an nai, 8elw enan gia katoikidio!
AV: Wraio katoikidio vre!toso sunh8ismeno!exeis idio gousto me tous koinous 8nhtous!xaxaxaxaPws 8a tn fwnazeis?
DS: Tha tn fwnazw Savra! Tha tou pigainei polu eimai sigourh!
CDS: axmmmm.
"-re giagia mipws eides kati xapia pou eixa sto komodino?
- pios ta xezei ta xapia re.. tous drakous stin kouzina tous eides?"